ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
A Very Mature Conversation With Friends
Jesswheesnaw: So how is everybody's day? "MY DAY IS LIKE MY PENIS! SHORT AND GETTING NO ACTION!"
Chunorndre: Well, my day is pretty flaccid right now, since you asked
Jesswheesnaw: It looked promising, then it just deflated like a small balloon?
Chunorndre: This day is pretty much blue balls
Johnny "Denten" Dee: I look away for five seconds and all of a sudden there's a discussion involving equating your day to phallic imagery. Sigh.
Jesswheesnaw: You really need to lower you expectations when it comes to the class of our jokes.
Chunorndre: WELL, I'M SORRY YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN FULLY MAST ERECT AND EJACULATING GREAT FUCKING DAY ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!
Jesswheesnaw: What he said.
Chunorndre: WE CAN'T ALL HAVE DAYS LIKE THOSE!
Jesswheesnaw: WE DON'T JERK OFF LIFE! WE DON'T GIVE LIFE A NICE LITTLE REACH AROUND, OKAY?
Jesswheesnaw: FUCK, MAN! FUCK!
So i was doing rehearsals for a gig in New Jersey today and my dad just so happened to have taken video footage of the event. I figured I’d drop it onto the interwebs since i don’t remember if i ever showed any footage of me playing on this blog before. Pardon the smallness of it, i dunno how to fix that honestly.
Reblogging for those who haven’t seen it yet!
I think I know what part of Mario & Luigi: Dream Team people are looking forward to the most.
Help, I am crying.
Oh my god. I want this as a ringtone.
You and me both.
